shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

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BE…

OUR…

GUEST

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cyberfricking:

breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy

(Source: cyberfricking, via sassyfied)

forcefields:

forcefields:

which part of california has the most cute boys?

the bae area

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Health and hygiene before modern times

  • EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
  • EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?

fvming:

Is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down

(Source: fvming, via trust)